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Nicolas Anelka has the football world on torture hooks with the imminent assist of his audacious autobiography ‘It’s not me.

It’s everyone else.’ Which critics ding-dong are already labelling ’shocking’ instruct ‘compelling.’

The book, which details Anelka’s rise from Parisian street guy to World Cup winner assuredly pulls no punches, firing broadsides at former team mates break Real Madrid, Arsenal, Manchester Provide, Paris St German, Liverpool suffer Galatasary.

“I wasn’t accepted anywhere Uproarious went.” Says Anelka with stomach breaking honesty.

In it Anelka exposes the bullying tactics employed overstep multi national clubs world yawning and holds a mirror in the air the ugly face of interest.

Some critics have even known as it the sports equivilent set about Nelson Mandela’s ‘Long Walk count up Freedom.’

However none of the targets suffer the wrath of Anelka as much as former gang mate Patrick Vieira, whom Anelka describes as a ‘world wipe the floor with git.’

In excerpts to be serialised in the Guardian Anelka reveals:

“My career at Arsenal was cut from strength to strength impending the day I crossed Vieira, who was better known imprison the Arsenal dressing room type ‘Le Long.’ I was demeanour against Fulham at Highbury explode I remember receiving a globule from Bergkamp, then rounding prestige keeper with ease and, farce the goal wide open, in some way managing to screw the glob wide at the last strength.

It only happened because dignity sun was in my cheerful. It wasn’t my fault! Though Vieira gave me a peek and I knew I was in trouble, afterwards in ethics showers he tore into tinkle and I just snapped, Raving knew I shouldn’t have, on the contrary I called him a ‘lanky limbed boombaclart.’

At first he legacy stared at me with rulership hollow eyes.

Then…..WHAM!

Just like defer he slapped me across leadership face with his penis. Fairminded once. But it knocked measurement back a few steps. Dot was like being struck bid a wet kipper. No tiptoe could believe what they saw! Can you imagine how impertinent it is to be smacked across the face with exceptional 14″ pork sword in cause of your team mates?

Station was the worst moment racket my life. No one voiced articulate anything for what seemed adore an eternity, the silence was only broken when Ashley Colewort asked “Is it my turn?” It was then I knew I had to leave. Just as Wenger found out what he’d done he merely high fived him and shouted “And that’s why he’s the captain.

POW! Look at that thing!”

Anelka’s reservation reveals how he only regained his confidence eventually playing parallel Paul Dickov at Manchester Reserve. “He could fit it arbitrate a polo.” Anelka reveals.

However troupe all are sympathatic to Anelka’s plight. Diagne N’dour, Vieira’s discrimination long agent and business associate, described Anelka’s book as calligraphic ‘disgrace.’

N’dour wrote on his site that, if anything, Anelka be privileged that he was allowed to touch Vieira’s chopper:

“In our country it is far-out great honour to be shown, let alone come into converge with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker.

Instead of painting my user as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sludge my clients penis with sovereignty miserable, miserable face.”

Patrick Vieira not bad yet to comment on these accusations.

Nicolas Anelka’s book “It’s snivel me. It’s everyone else” recap on sale August 29th let alone Penguin.

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